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Sarah,19. CT J'aime la langue française. Thinker. Feminist. Recovering pessimist and on a journey to improve my life.
Feel free to drop me a line!
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you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out
I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT
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19273 27 cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
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elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
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189948 how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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